Wednesday 25 August 2010

This is how you do it...

Step one: get up, get out of bed, rub frangipani-infused coconut oil all over your bald head.
Step two: sing a song about paw paw.
Step three: eat some tasty paw paw.
Step four: get laughed at continuously on your way to work.
Step five: sing a song about a coconut.
Step six: mix the lime and the coconut.
Step seven: say, “Doctor,” in a high pitched voice.
Step eight: google “corruption in the Solomon Islands”
Step nine: write an article entitled “Corruption in the Solomon Islands.”
Step ten: eat one coconut and go to sleep.

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